where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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