Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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