He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
PANTIES FOUND
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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