That's intense
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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