do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Randomize