ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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