Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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