do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
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Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
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I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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