i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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