can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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