Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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