is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
40s are totally the cure
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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