some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
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Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
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why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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