He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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