Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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