insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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