People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
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he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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