There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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