You're completely useless in the revolution.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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