Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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