any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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