Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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