New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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