Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
i love accidental penises.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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