the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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