I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
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its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
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If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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