Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I don't want my vagina anymore.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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