And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
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