So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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