Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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