saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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