Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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