she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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