Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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