Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
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Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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