just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
