I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I hate all girls vehemently.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
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Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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