glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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