He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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