they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
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i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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