do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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