Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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