No stitches, just platelets and will power
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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