Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
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I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
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