omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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