Dual....:-)
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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