just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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