Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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