Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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