The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
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He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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