My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
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