Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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