Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
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So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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