she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
you never un-have a 4some
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i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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