Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
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I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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